#meanMUGGin

Ever wonder why things are made specifically for betches and some others just for decks?  It is because some things are more feminine and others masculine. Basic idea, right? Right. I'll say I do think that some betches should avoid sporting the long, down-to-your-knees baller shorts and take up some more #gender-appropriate shorts. Maybe even some cute mesh shorts so the transition isn't to #hasty or even starting out with yoga pants for the #comfortfactor. It never hurts to change up our styles and wardrobes. As a betch who tries her best to be true to herself, I am aware that I have to change up some wardrobe selections as the seasons seem to be rapidly changing.

This blog post isn't to poke fun at those who know a different sense of fashion than what most would consider conventionally #fashionable. Instead, this post is more of a #caveat as to help you from slipping into any #wardrobedangers. This post is for you decks. To my betches -- this can be easily shared with your deck if you are nervous he may start being fond of this #trend.

MUGGS (noun): simple definition/translation: MAN UGGS. Yes, we all have seen Tom Brady sporting the MUGGs #clogstyle, however those are not the worry I am trying to get across to you here. I am sincerely worried about the #MUGGs that are the most generic #UGG style offered on the market a.k.a. the one seen sported by Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall down below.

It has come to my attention, thanks to a fellow blog-loving deck of mine, that the #MUGGsCrisis has hit the streets of Delaware, Ohio. If this doesn't stop now, who knows how far it may go. I don't want to see this turning into a #MUGGepidemic.

A clueless soul struts #MUGGs in Delco.
Photo Credit: Adam Pinkerton

Decks, for all your sake please stick to the following rule of #MUGGingout:
If you choose to wear #UGGs, please do keep it to clogs and slippers. Any boot #UGG you place on your deck-toes to keep them warm or what not, will only end up in a comical demise at your expense. Please do not support this fashion faux-pas.

Acceptable #MUGGs in Delco.

Stay saucy and like #NewEnglandDecks Tom (above) and Jake (right) always choose to right footwear,

Cara