#saltystaties

Ever have those nights where you loose track of your beloved cell phone and two minutes later everyone is warning you about your #Facebookstatus? Yup, happens to the best of us. These are what I like to call, #saltystaties. The worst part is when they are so bad/gross/inappro-po, yet people still somewhat believe that you actually wrote it! There are ways to prevent saltystaties from occurring, but it takes some deep thought and a little bit of time. First, decide [[I recommend making a pro/con list]] on if you need that Facebook app on your phone. That is the ultimate #saltystatymaker. Once you are hooked up and already signed on, your staty is as vulnerable as ever. Secondly, make sure you never leave your computer up while you are at a party. People will be entertained with making your staty ridiculous. Yes, sometimes they are actually entertaining, but most of the time they are just gross. My deck, broha-Jake, used to attack my phone while I was out leaving me with the saltiest staties. It was #awful! Finally, the last step is to invest some time finding out how to put a saucy #lockcode on your mobile. It may be a pain to have to unlock it as often as you’ll need to, but at the end of the day your staties will be #saltfree.

I will say though, I am a sucker for noties. I love nothing more on Facebook then seeing that little red flag with double digit noties. It kind of feels like #Christmasmorning all over again. Don’t lie to me betches&decks, you know the feeling I’m taking about. Who doesn’t love to feel loved?! So when the #saltystaties get that much attention, I don’t mind that much.

Stay saucy & remain unsalty,

Cara