#turtleing

You know when you are walking down the street minding your own business with your betches and you notice a head leaning out of the car passing by? Yes, well, that is what we call #turtleing. Men are infamous for the act of #turtleing. If the name doesn't give you a good enough mental picture, I'm sure you can remember a time when you, yourself, were #turtled. These guys are not always the classiest. Actually, they usually aren't classy at all. They remind me of dogs, & I don't mean the feminist-meaning of "dog" when referring to men, but a literal dog. Dogs love to stick their heads out the window, and so do these #turtleingfolk. I don't understand the appeal. Unless you can't help leaning the top half of your body in hopes of catching a look at a group of #betches, please try to fight the temptation. It's #uncomfortable and makes you look kind of "schmuck-ey". To this day, I've never seen a woman perform the act of #turtleing, but there very well may be some #turtleingwomen out there. Just remember, to all those #turtlers out there please try and keep all body parts [[head included]] inside the vehicle at all times. Not only can this end up being 1.) creepy 2.) dangerous 3.) continuing a bad habit, so...

Remember to stay saucy & to keep all body parts in the car,
Cara