#minivanmadness

Let's speak cars, betches.

First of all let's begin with the #sauciestselections:

1. White/Black Porsche Cayenne 
2. Porsche Carrera GT
3. BMW X3 & X5
4. White LandRover
5. C7 Chevrolet Corvette

The absolute #worstselections:

1. Honda Element
2. Pontiac's Aztec
3. ANY dealer's minivan

Here's the low down on these #minivans. They are just plain horrendous! Unless your name is Carol or Mike Brady and you have six children, please invest in other motorized vehicles. I understand that they are roomy, and good for activities and long drives. But among all of the dealerships I am sure you can find an affordable and #saucyselection of rides.













 In Little Miss Sunshine they tried to bring back #minivanmadness a bit, but I don't think they quite succeeded. While I enjoyed the movie, the choice of car did nothing for me.

Please if you are not picking up the soccer team, and not going to be in charge of neighborhood carpool pickup avoid this selection of #betchmobile. #Minivanmadness had it's course in the '90s, but I believe it would be best to just leave them behind just like we did with Hanson, Furbies, and Dennis Rodman.

Stay saucy & move #minivans off the market,

Cara