Thursday, December 15, 2011

#textuallyadequate

All of the betches I know are easily identified as #textaholics. I know that in order to keep up with everyone these days you have to be #textuallyadequate. With everywhere you are running around throughout the day, it's so much easier to just have conversations on a #text rather than sitting through many phone calls where you will get the same information anyways. It's easy to see that #texting has taken the population by force when everywhere you look, you see people are on their #cellphones. Waiting for class, chilling in a waiting room, procrastinating in the library...everywhere you look you will see betches&decks with their fingers flying across their keyboards texting someone, or in most cases, a ton of people! 
There are all kinds of #texts. As with most things, it's easy to break these #textingvarieties into categories:

1. The #MorningText: Betches love the #morningtext. It shows that her deck cares enough to be thinking about her when he wakes up! It doesn't have to be anything #toomushy, just to get the message you care about her and know she understands how you feel. Always nice to wake up to!
2. The #ParentText: Betches&Decks all get those texts from their parents. The parent's biggest enemy would have to be those #AutoCorrect issues that they seem to run into because they have not yet become an expert on the #textingscene. 

 3. The #RandomText: Betches know that if they are in the middle of a #randomtext convo that they are not the one who initiates it. The #randomDeck will always text you first. Be careful with these though because they may sometimes border on #sketchyslopes.




4. The #Drunktext: Betches & Decks are both guilty of this variety of texting. While it's probably true that people do speak "sober thoughts in drunken speech" the #drunkentext is not always so effective. Sometimes it's too #ballsy to send a text to someone you clearly don't feel comfortable enough talking to sober about your feelings or even calling! While there is always the #drunkdial, the #drunktext may be worse.

I'm sure a ton of betches&decks have had at least one instance where they wish this feature of the #IPhone (or any phone!) had this warning pop up before sending.




Stay saucy & text responsibly,
Cara

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